Speedo

Next week, Jennifer and I, along with a group from our church, are going on a cruise. Yesterday I told her I wanted a new swimsuit. She responded, "Nothing like waiting until the last minute to start thinking about that." As I was looking through the Amazon App, I asked, "How do you spell Speedo?" She said, "No one except an Olympic swimmer needs one of those. Besides, I would bet you already know how to spell Speedo."

Long story short, my new swimsuit should be delivered today. I decided not to buy a Speedo.