Crow

I support several groups at work. One group includes me in their team-building discussion, even though I am there to connect them with their virtual attendees.

This morning, the question was, "If you came back as an animal, what would you be?" Folks said all types of exotic animals, like a tiger or shark, etc...

The meeting leader saw me at the back setting up the connections and tossed the question to me. I responded, "A crow." I was asked, "Why a crow?" I responded, "So I could fly and also irritate people." That got a big laugh in the room.